Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin
--Depakote: the up-and-down parka?--
July 20, 2015
July 17, 2015
July 15, 2015
July 07, 2015
July 05, 2015
June 24, 2015
June 14, 2015
June 10, 2015
June 08, 2015
May 25, 2015
May 21, 2015
May 17, 2015
May 15, 2015
February 09, 2014
The "Real" Internet of Things
Every Thing is connected; no Thing is sacred; any Thing can happen; some Things never change.
February 01, 2014
December 18, 2013
December 17, 2013
December 12, 2013
Groan and bear it
On a cold wintry night, thoughts go to... puntarctica?
An ursus maritimus that briefly stops by to cavort with other bears on a Polynesian island and curtly leaves in order to ask questions to a hockey player, but before he does he gets stoned and urges his friends to do the same, experiences extreme highs and lows from vitamin deficiency, is attracted to both males and females (especially black actresses) and former senators while wearing a thin sun-shaped tie, eating choice cuts of beef while cooking Louisiana food and enjoying ginger ale, and actively searching the bar for free fish and cute lady bears, and hurling apple tarts down a wooden floor because of painful tooth decay and waving farewell to the depressed sexually confused beasts, and fixated on killing Muslim clerics because he is an ardent Catholic, is a...
fly-by polar bipolar bi-polar high cajoler holy roller rib-eye polar, dry cola, bi-troller, pie-bowler Halle Berry solar bola po'boy broiler goalie poller bye-bye Bora Bora beriberi bi-molar bob-dolar die ayatollahr polar bear.
(This was a joint effort--believe it or not, NOT "joint"--of John Male, Jeremy Brown, and myself, who traded emails and created this work piece by bloody piece. i.e. so don't blame me (alone) for your somatic reaction)
An ursus maritimus that briefly stops by to cavort with other bears on a Polynesian island and curtly leaves in order to ask questions to a hockey player, but before he does he gets stoned and urges his friends to do the same, experiences extreme highs and lows from vitamin deficiency, is attracted to both males and females (especially black actresses) and former senators while wearing a thin sun-shaped tie, eating choice cuts of beef while cooking Louisiana food and enjoying ginger ale, and actively searching the bar for free fish and cute lady bears, and hurling apple tarts down a wooden floor because of painful tooth decay and waving farewell to the depressed sexually confused beasts, and fixated on killing Muslim clerics because he is an ardent Catholic, is a...
fly-by polar bipolar bi-polar high cajoler holy roller rib-eye polar, dry cola, bi-troller, pie-bowler Halle Berry solar bola po'boy broiler goalie poller bye-bye Bora Bora beriberi bi-molar bob-dolar die ayatollahr polar bear.
(This was a joint effort--believe it or not, NOT "joint"--of John Male, Jeremy Brown, and myself, who traded emails and created this work piece by bloody piece. i.e. so don't blame me (alone) for your somatic reaction)
December 09, 2013
November 30, 2013
November 27, 2013
November 24, 2013
November 23, 2013
November 17, 2013
Brad-ivarius
At home in the orchestra pitt, it seems he never gets tired of movies with graphic violins. Lately, though, hasn't he been walking more bow-legged?
(The non-pun question: Is this how Angelina sees him?)
November 16, 2013
November 11, 2013
Lucastration Anxiety
Now that Star Wars has infiltrated Disney World, it seems only fitting that it would start taking over the rest of the world as well.
Here are some famous landmarks that have already been "taken by Force."
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November 09, 2013
November 07, 2013
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