High Five

This one goes out to the Newly Licensed triathlete AWESOME!!!!

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Fake It 'Til You Make It

While I'm giving my drawing hand a break (how's that for an excuse), I want to include one definition that was forged after the original list was committed to Word. My wife and I conjured this one up:

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A bit of a tangent

I wouldn't ordinarily do this, because I tend to be a stickler for self-imposed rules, but I feel the need sometimes to express myself in words rather than toons (weird condition, I know). Anyways, a couple of years ago, I started getting emails from friends that included a list of words from a Washington Post contest or something, where the goal was to provide new definitions for words by altering the original words by one letter (for example, Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.).

So, taking up the challenge on my own, I decided to come up with my own personal list, sticking to the rules for the most part (adding, removing, or changing a single letter). Furthermore, as a compulsive quirk, I organized the list with representatives of each letter of the alphabet. SO, here they are, a non-visual deconstruction of the English Language:

Acronymph - Some EXpert Pornstar’s Official Title

Angoraphobia - the fear of wearing scratchy sweaters

Conan

Another stretch for the new year, this time requiring an effort of Punz & Franz to pump--YOU up! But then push-comes-to-shove'll get you every time.
(p.s. check out who's on TV... in a ditch-ital format, spade-for by pub-lic Attilavision. C'mon, everyone, pylon!)
I dedicate this toon to my mom, who passed away one year ago today

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Nosferatu

Happy New Year!! I thought I would start the year off with a bit of a stretch.

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Llamas

A hit from yesteryear, boy time sherpa-sses by quickly.

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Horabull

Another one from the archives, singing Bovi-nagila. Sometimes being a bull in a china shop is a welcome thing, I guess

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Parisites

What happens when you eat too many French fries, French toast, and French dressing. Get an Eiffel of this... and you will be stricken by Arche-hives... Puni encore!

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Diggin the past

Well, after a long dry spell (that's L-O-N-G-D-R-Y), I've finally woken up to include some historical pix that I unearthed on a recent trip to my home cache. The next few entries provide a quaint and nostalgiac (oh, wait, that was one of my toons) look at my roots. Actually, it's easier to see one's roots when one has bed-head...

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Behind Schedule

Notice the crude pen marks, the use of lined paper, the faint shadows of drawings on the other side... This is historic stuff people!

In my aforementioned archaeological acquisitions (of astonishing alliterative allusions), I discovered that many of my toons were VERY rude and disgusting. Fortunately, I now have the presence of mind for self-censorship. But if anyone has any problems with my choice of drawing, please write me and I will take your opinion into consideration.

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Vac Scene

I'm sorry it's been so long, I kind of ran out of steam. I do vant to know Hoover da people dat were waiting...

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Animal Pharm Part 3

when you've got a frog in your throat, you might get a little horse, feel sick as a dog, clammy skin, get goose bumps, crabby... must be influenzoo

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Animal Pharm Part 2

what happens when you're high on the hog?

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Animal Pharm Part 1

another psych grad school favorite (for the blissfully unaware, each of these animals might be considered for the drugs underneath them)

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Diagnoshes

This made me famous (well, notorious) for my humor in graduate psychology programs all over the block (if anyone does not know what a "nosh" is, don't worry, I won't put you in charge of party snacks).

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Pooh & Con

I got a Milne of 'em

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Ditties For Deities

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Le Freak

a little "left" of center, jumping the "gone"

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Punk Rhyme #1 (pun crime)

This is a case of using oneself as a weapon. This particular crime attempt was foiled when a voice was heard "Who's making all that racket!"

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Music (Muy Sick)

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