December 03, 2005

Llamas




A hit from yesteryear, boy time sherpa-sses by quickly.


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Horabull




Another one from the archives, singing Bovi-nagila. Sometimes being a bull in a china shop is a welcome thing, I guess


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Parisites




What happens when you eat too many French fries, French toast, and French dressing. Get an Eiffel of this... and you will be stricken by Arche-hives... Puni encore!


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November 29, 2005

Diggin the past




Well, after a long dry spell (that's L-O-N-G-D-R-Y), I've finally woken up to include some historical pix that I unearthed on a recent trip to my home cache. The next few entries provide a quaint and nostalgiac (oh, wait, that was one of my toons) look at my roots. Actually, it's easier to see one's roots when one has bed-head...


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Behind Schedule




Notice the crude pen marks, the use of lined paper, the faint shadows of drawings on the other side... This is historic stuff people!

In my aforementioned archaeological acquisitions (of astonishing alliterative allusions), I discovered that many of my toons were VERY rude and disgusting. Fortunately, I now have the presence of mind for self-censorship. But if anyone has any problems with my choice of drawing, please write me and I will take your opinion into consideration.


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April 21, 2005

Vac Scene




I'm sorry it's been so long, I kind of ran out of steam. I do vant to know Hoover da people dat were waiting...

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March 21, 2005

Animal Pharm Part 3




when you've got a frog in your throat, you might get a little horse, feel sick as a dog, clammy skin, get goose bumps, crabby... must be influenzoo


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March 19, 2005

Animal Pharm Part 2




what happens when you're high on the hog?


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March 18, 2005

Animal Pharm Part 1




another psych grad school favorite (for the blissfully unaware, each of these animals might be considered for the drugs underneath them)


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March 14, 2005

Diagnoshes




This made me famous (well, notorious) for my humor in graduate psychology programs all over the block (if anyone does not know what a "nosh" is, don't worry, I won't put you in charge of party snacks).


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March 10, 2005

Pooh & Con




I got a Milne of 'em


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Ditties For Deities




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March 03, 2005

Le Freak




a little "left" of center, jumping the "gone"


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February 26, 2005

Punk Rhyme #1 (pun crime)




This is a case of using oneself as a weapon. This particular crime attempt was foiled when a voice was heard "Who's making all that racket!"


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February 25, 2005

Music (Muy Sick)





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Your Days are...




what happens when you hit a fowl (ball) while taking an analgeese-ic...


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February 20, 2005

An Easy One (the devil you say)




talk about a hair-raising image...


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February 19, 2005

Penne Tent




At first, I was going to draw "pen a tent" but I liked this one better


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Yacht Shoe




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February 16, 2005

What...?!




hmmm... up on the cat mock again


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From The Archives




This was the first official Pun Krock


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February 11, 2005

For Math Consumption




quick and satisfying


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February 10, 2005

When Cutlery Goes EVIL




every so often, the term "parsimonious" comes to mind; everything just fits together so well, it's like it was asking to be created (it's just a wee bit dated--i recently removed an "update", but it was poorly done, and you couldn't read the new "wanted" poster, which had a picture of Osama Bin Ladle


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February 09, 2005

Hip Hypotenuse




This one is for the Darr


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Guess what




I liked this one.


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February 07, 2005

What do you think?




On the stretch side


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February 06, 2005

Guess...




Should be an easy one
This one was fun for me, both in inception and conception (although I must admit I had to use a stock image for the leaf, cuz I couldn't remember if there were 5 or 7 fronds per leaf, and since I don't have a lot of personal experience...)


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One for the dogs (Punimals #4)




What else can I say? What else can the dog really say?


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Build a Better... (Punimals #3)




No animals were harmed during the creation of this drawing


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February 04, 2005

Fruit #3




This is THE most convoluted one I have ever done (quite the stretch)


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Beds




I had the idea for this one many years ago, and finally got it out there (i was going to put a "title" on the pulpit, but decided i would be more conservative; if you want to know what it was (or would like to guess what it was, email me)


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Guess the caption




It's been a while since I posted, so I included three today, two from years ago and one new one


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January 26, 2005

Guesses?




It took a brief while to figure out what to call the store, but then...


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Read the words before the caption...




You might need to be a psychologist to fully appreciate this one, as well as being familiar with 90's pop, but hopefully this one reaches a broad enough audience


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January 23, 2005

Guess The Caption (and Tenille)




Does not follow my own established rules of how these things are created, but I made an exception for his one


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Guess the Caption


Hint: involves one of my favorite shortened prepositions in the English language


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January 21, 2005

A Stretch...




Some people might appreciate this, others, well, what're ya gonna do?


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January 19, 2005

Guess The Caption (Tough One!)




I tried to get this one on paper as fast as I could...


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Guess The Caption




This one has a nice feeling to it, don't you think?


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January 18, 2005

Guess The Caption: Fruit #2





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Guess The Caption: Fruit #1





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Guess The Caption




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January 17, 2005

Can You Guess The Caption?






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January 16, 2005

Can You Guess The Caption?




My wife said this one was a stretch, but her initial reaction is my favorite: puzzlement followed by a pause, then a reluctant giggle, and some comment like "oh, jeez," or "c'mon"


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January 15, 2005

Grass Stains?




Marquee de Sod

My latest "creation," hatched several years ago, and incubated until now, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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January 14, 2005

Punimals Part 2





I'm a cat-person, really!


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Punimals Part 1




Animals don't mind being teased, at least behind their backs, so I take whatever liberties I can before I am visited by some beasties in the night.



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January 13, 2005

Vanna Tea




This was one of the first of these "things" that I did. Not funny, but clever, the type of thing you look at sideways, raise your eyebrows, and say, "oh yeah... good one" or, alternately, "yeah, whatever."

I have also been toying with the idea of making a word game or puzzle out of the concept...




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January 12, 2005

Two of My Favorites part 2




I find that the idea of mocking death is empowering (or at least I used to when I was younger). And yet, some respect is still there...


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Two of my Very Favorites




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