December 18, 2013

December 12, 2013

Groan and bear it

On a cold wintry night, thoughts go to... puntarctica?

An ursus maritimus that briefly stops by to cavort with other bears on a Polynesian island and curtly leaves in order to ask questions to a hockey player, but before he does he gets stoned and urges his friends to do the same, experiences extreme highs and lows from vitamin deficiency, is attracted to both males and females (especially black actresses) and former senators while wearing a thin sun-shaped tie, eating choice cuts of beef while cooking Louisiana food and enjoying ginger ale, and actively searching the bar for free fish and cute lady bears, and hurling apple tarts down a wooden floor because of painful tooth decay and waving farewell to the depressed sexually confused beasts, and fixated on killing Muslim clerics because he is an ardent Catholic, is a... 

fly-by polar bipolar bi-polar high cajoler holy roller rib-eye polar, dry cola, bi-troller, pie-bowler Halle Berry solar bola po'boy broiler goalie poller bye-bye Bora Bora beriberi bi-molar bob-dolar die ayatollahr polar bear.

(This was a joint effort--believe it or not, NOT "joint"--of John Male, Jeremy Brown, and myself, who traded emails and created this work piece by bloody piece. i.e. so don't blame me (alone) for your somatic reaction)

November 30, 2013

November 17, 2013


At home in the orchestra pitt, it seems he never gets tired of movies with graphic violins. Lately, though, hasn't he been walking more bow-legged?
(The non-pun question: Is this how Angelina sees him?)

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Johnny on the Spot

...and yet, far from a second-rate actor...

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November 11, 2013

Lucastration Anxiety

Now that Star Wars has infiltrated Disney World, it seems only fitting that it would start taking over the rest of the world as well.
Here are some famous landmarks that have already been "taken by Force."

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October 28, 2013

Peripheral Vision

Is this defeat for The Cable Guy? Plug in to channel IEEE 1394 for the conclusion to "Network, The Middle Ages"

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October 26, 2013


Serving time for kohlrabbery, now on the yam (with help from the jicamedian) 

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October 19, 2013

Bowl of E-Chairs

(Note: the e-chair pictured here was designed by Fritz Mesenbrink,

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October 18, 2013

Sacred cash cow

Commit to the Eight-bill-fold path, follow your dough-rma, and ease the cause of your suffer-bling

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October 12, 2013

Compassion Fatigues

Some people are just not suited to the profession of helping people who are having a fit.

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September 07, 2013

External Locust of Control

External Locust of Control

(This poor guy will probably be fired for insexting...)

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July 16, 2013

Alzheimer's Dementor

[Note: I hope that no one takes offense to this. It is meant as a simple play-on-words]

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June 28, 2013

Paranormal Distribution

Every now and then, just to be different (and to at least put up SOMETHING), I'll include some stuff from my course powerpoint slides.

This one is from my Spring 2013 course called "Neurobiology & Spirituality."

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