Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Depakote: the up-and-down parka?--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--side effects include weight gain, lizard skin, radiation breath, craving for subway--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--when you're laborin' tense, pregnanxious--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Count on this antidepressant to give you these side effects: 

daytime fits of coffin, heliophobia, and fangxiety--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Forgot dementia to you that this was a one-way cruise--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Treating high blood pressure with... "laughing gas"--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--better than "out to lunch" I guess--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--for ADHD: Attention-Deficit/Hyperspace Disorder--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--if you experience Halle-cinations, or doll-usions--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Cigarettes--bite the habit and stay clean--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

 --Treatment for the King of Beers--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

(A night of drinking, an odd coupling)

Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

i.e. pain is all in your mind