Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Depakote: the up-and-down parka?--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--side effects include weight gain, lizard skin, radiation breath, craving for subway--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--when you're laborin' tense, pregnanxious--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Count on this antidepressant to give you these side effects: 

daytime fits of coffin, heliophobia, and fangxiety--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Forgot dementia to you that this was a one-way cruise--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Treating high blood pressure with... "laughing gas"--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--better than "out to lunch" I guess--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--for ADHD: Attention-Deficit/Hyperspace Disorder--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--if you experience Halle-cinations, or doll-usions--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

--Cigarettes--bite the habit and stay clean--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

 --Treatment for the King of Beers--

Ongoing Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

(A night of drinking, an odd coupling)

Tales of Arthur PunDruggin

i.e. pain is all in your mind

The "Real" Internet of Things

Every Thing is connected; no Thing is sacred; any Thing can happen; some Things never change.

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Fowlympian

The Sun-God's lesser known incarnation... Just pulling your leghorn.

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Ink coming

The high cost of multi-tasking... It's not a blessing, it's a cursive.

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Give someone the high hat

The "real" origin of the Mad Hatter.

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Herban Sprawl

Garden one's culinary secrets from unsavory characters.

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For the Junk in the Trunk

His last mark suffered from Prius-pism. Try and explain that to the Volks back home.

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Minstrohol

Singin' the booze with a six-pack.

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