For the Junk in the Trunk

His last mark suffered from Prius-pism. Try and explain that to the Volks back home.

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Minstrohol

Singin' the booze with a six-pack.

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Absorbing Soap Opera

Det. Ergent, finding himself out of his leak, thinks, "Can a diaper change?"

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One Jeff-inition for Beau-cial Skills

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Mind Over Mathers

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Brad-ivarius

At home in the orchestra pitt, it seems he never gets tired of movies with graphic violins. Lately, though, hasn't he been walking more bow-legged?

(The non-pun question: Is this how Angelina sees him?)

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Johnny on the Spot

...and yet, far from a second-rate actor...

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Liquorsed

Call the shots, then the shots call you

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Lucastration Anxiety

Now that Star Wars has infiltrated Disney World, it seems only fitting that it would start taking over the rest of the world as well.

Here are some famous landmarks that have already been "taken by Force."

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Dropping the Chef Bomb

"...what are we, the Whore-don Bleu?!"

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The Latest Buzz on an Unstung Heroine

"...just don't call me 'Honey'!"

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Bankroll down the highway

Some things money can't bike

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For nature loafers

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Crushed to hobbits

"Care for some orcamole?"

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