Herban Sprawl

Garden one's culinary secrets from unsavory characters.

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For the Junk in the Trunk

His last mark suffered from Prius-pism. Try and explain that to the Volks back home.

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Absorbing Soap Opera

Det. Ergent, finding himself out of his leak, thinks, "Can a diaper change?"

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One Jeff-inition for Beau-cial Skills

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Mind Over Mathers

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Bankroll down the highway

Some things money can't bike

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For nature loafers

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Care for a game of Darths?

"But I in-Sith."

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Peripheral Vision

Is this defeat for The Cable Guy? Plug in to channel IEEE 1394 for the conclusion to "Network, The Middle Ages"

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Bobtimism

Serving time for kohlrabbery, now on the yam (with help from the jicamedian) 

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Blow-sphemy

Whoooship the squallmighty

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Utensilly

If you're feeling peckish

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Bowl of E-Chairs

(Note: the e-chair pictured here was designed by Fritz Mesenbrink, http://www.hallofritz.com/)

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Sacred cash cow

Commit to the Eight-bill-fold path, follow your dough-rma, and ease the cause of your suffer-bling

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Caddie cornered

"Welcome to the school of hard Nocturnes"

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